Cashew Man issue 4 "Heroes in PERIL!!!"

The Adventures of Cashew Man

As we left off, our heroes, Bat Man, Robin, and most importantly, Cashew Man were kidnapped by the evil league of evil owned by the Joker, Clay Face, The Penguin, Mr. ???, and King Morticon (K.M.)! duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy Bat Man! and Cashew Man! WOMP!

The Joker: HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!! MOVE SLAVE!
Cashew Man: I'm moving I'm moving!
King Morticon: Cashew Man, you will never understand...
The Joker: yehehehehehes.... you should be more polite or you will have another play date with Mr.Whip!
Cashew Man: s.s.s.s.sorrrrrrrry........
Clay Face: Yah, whatever...
???: Let him go JOKER!
The Joker: SHOW YOURSRERLF!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I'LL BLOW THIS FIELD UP UNTIL ALL OF EARTH EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: You got to be kidding me! You don't even know who I am? I'm Robin!!!
(KA-SHOOT!!!)
The Joker: Oh NO!!!!!!!!!! you killed my workers!
King Morticon: Not everyone..... (POW!!!)
Robin: owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Cashew Man: I'll KILL you all!!!!!!!! (KA-KILL!!!)
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The Joker: I na know...
wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah....
Robin: uhhhhhhhhh.... (KA-POW!!!)
The Joker: You will NEVER get away with this!!!
Cashew Man: ROBIN!!!!!!!!, Where's Bat Man?
Robin: In jail....
???: K.M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cashew Man: Can we go to Fallensburg?
Robin: Why do you want to go there?
Cashew Man: ....My father.... and crazed man.
Robin: WHAT????????!?
Cashew Man: My FATHER! I want him to help us and I want to find out about a man who keeps on saying, "K.M.!!!!!!!"
Robin:Ok.....
Cashew Man: DAD!!!!!!!!!
Mayor Harrison: SON!!!!!!!!!!! Who's your friend?
Cashew Man: His name is Robin and we need your help!
Mayor Harrison: With what son?
Cashew Man: To save Bat Man!
Mayor Harrison: Son, I'm not peanut man anymore... I'm useless.
Cashew Man: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!! GET THE OOZ AND BECOME Peanut Man!
Mayor Harrison: Son, Bat Man is out of our league first of all, and I HATED being Peanut Man!
Cashew Man: Bat Man is in trouble and we need to help him! AND we could be nuts together!
Robin: Wait! I don't understand! Your son is a nut and you are human? How is that?
Mayor Harrison: LONG story!
Cashew Man: PLEASE Dad!
Mayor Harrison: Fine, but let me tell the board I'm quiting.
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Cashew Man: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Harrison: Ok, here I go!
(TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
PEANUT MAN!!!!!
Will Peanut Man, Cashew Man, and Robin save Bat Man? Or Will they kill The Joker? Or will they find out why the crazed man is screaming K.M.? All will tell you on the next issue! To be continued... STAY TUNED!!!

Here's the cover image of the first issue.

Cashew Man issue #3 4 titles! 1:The Evacuation Plan 2:The Strike Back 3: REVENGE!!! 4: Cashew Man Begins

As we left off, our hero, Cashew Man met Bat Man and Robin! Together they kick BUTT! But the question is, "Are they succeeding?" We will find out! nunny nunny nunny nunny nunny nunny nunny nunny Bat Man & Cashew Man! womp!!!

Bat Man: Follow me!
Cashew Man & Robin: Ok!
Bat Man: Shhhhh! Not so loud... they might catch us.

The Joker: Ha ha ha ha ha you will not stand a chance!.... BAT MAN!
Bat Man: Cash, go up to him.
The Joker: Come on... don't be scared bat!
Cashew Man: um.... I'm not Bat Man... I'm Cashew Man.
The Joker: Ha! Is it Halloween already? Go away kid! Ya' don't want to try my candy!
Cashew Man: Um... Mr. Joke, I'm not a kid....and I'm not a person either! I'm a super nut hero!
The Joker: Ya' must be NUTS! There's no such thing! Listen, I'll turn around and take a look at ya'.
Bat Man: pssssssssssssst! Cash! Don't freak out! His face may look like a turd but HANG ON!
Cashew Man: GULP!!! .............. (turning around)..... ah...ewwwww.!
The Joker: WHAT?! Do ya' wana know how I got these scars?
Cashew Man: Um... not interested!
The Joker: Well, I'll tell you anyway! Once my parents got REALLY drunk and they......
Cashew Man: DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!
The Joker: Oh REALLY? OH YAH!!!!!!
Bat Man: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it Joker!
Robin: YAH!!!!!!!!!!! (trip, fall, slip, splat!) i'm ok...
Hank: Will the Joker kill Cashew Man? Will the morticon guards kill Robin? All the answers are on the next issue! To be continued...

BUT WAIT!!!

Is Fallensburg REALLY saved? Is Gotham City REALLY saved? Or are the morticon's butts REALLY kicked? And does the Joker's butt REALLY have a big FAT fleshy wound on it? We'll see about that!

The Adventures of Cashew Man #2 Smart People Ask for HELP!!!

As we left of, Cashew Man was round-house kicked in the face by a man who seemed to be crazy! Well, did Cashew Man recover?...YES! Did he find out what the letter was on the crazed man's neck? YES! It was a W. But why? I don't know. It's a mystery. new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new! (sing "new" with the Ace Ventura tune)

Cashew Man!

Cashew Man wondered why the man was wearing a gold W on his neck. He also wondered some more about what "K.M." stood for. While he was walking home, he saw a peanut rolling on the street that rolled into a sewer hole. He jumped down the hole wondering if Dad was mutated again. BUT NO! NO WAY JOSE!!! it was just a peanut. (Sorry, but things happen! Ya' might get interested in it and then get mad at it! LIFE IS NOT FAIR!) He jumped back up and went back home. While he was asleep, a morticon hacked in and threw a brick at Cashew Man. (I don't know why so do NOT ask me.) Cashew Man awoke in a lair filled with black stuff including a HOT black car! A boy came down from the second floor. He looked goofy and nerdy because he looked like a clown hero with a mask on. He had an R on his wacky outfit. He introduced himself as Robin. I did not believe him because he did not look much like a bird at all. He quickly corrected Cashew Man saying he was a super hero. Cashew Man said "Yes.... I am one too..." Another person came down dressed as a bat. He said his name was BatMan. No wonder! They all met eachother and joined up and saved Fallensburg, saved Gotham City, kicked morticon BUTT, and the Joker's BUTT!!! See... heroes DO ask for help! STAY TUNED! ...to be continued

The first issue was called "When Time Feels Wrong"
-KinzMan

sorry no picture. BUT!!! this is #1!!!!!!!!!! C.M.

The Adventures of Cashew Man!

Finally, the adventures go on! Although Peanut Man may not be in here as much I'm pretty sure Cashew Man will. So let us read...... new noo nuwe new noo nuwe new noo nuwe new noo nuwe new noo nuwe new!!!!!! The Adventures of CASHEW MAN!!!!!!!!! noo nuwe!

Cashew Man was killing a morticon until a man came running out of the village Mayor Harrison was running screaming, "P.M.! C.M.! K.M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Cashew Man flew up just in time before the morticon blew up into oblivion! He wondered what P.M. stood for. He thought for a couple of seconds and exclaimed, "PEANUT MAN!!!" The second one was easy. It was obviously Cashew Man. BUT!!!, what did "K.M." stand for? comment on this post what YOU think it stands for. Cashew Man flew back down to see what that man was blabbering all about. C.M. went up close to him and the man round-house kicked Cashew Man's face! (OUCH!) Cashew Man was covered in blood before tears rinsed the blood off his face. He noticed a gold letter attached to gold chains across his neck. Cashew Man couldn't tell what the letter was. Then he ran away. Stay Tuned..........