The Adventures of Cashew Man
issue #9
"Trespassing"
As we left off, our heroes, Peanut Man, Cashew Man, and Walnut Man were picked up by the people of the Starship Enterprise 1701-D! And our good old friend, Cashew Man is back to normal! Hurray!!! But what are they up to? Where are they going? Well, we're just going to have to find that out!!!
Data: Captain, we seem to be approaching an alien inhabited area.
Commander Riker: Sorry to interrupt, but, DATA!!! Can't you be a little more specific? ALIENS? What kind of alie...!
Captain Picard: EXCUSE ME!!!! RIKER!!!!! Let's try this again! ..... Data, do you know exactly what the name is for these aliens?
Data: No Sir, No I do not....
Commander Riker: Well let's find this out!
Walnut Man: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN!!!! AAAAUUUUUGGHHH!!! How did you sleep Captain Picard?
Captain Picard: eh.... Oh! Hello Walnut Man!
Walnut Man: HHHEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!! So did I hear that we are entering an alien inhabited area?
(Riker grunts)
Captain Picard: Um, yes. We are going to LAND.
Data: Yes Sir!
Cashew Man: Good Mooornin'!!!
Peanut Man: Good Morning!
Data: We are now landing Sir! The planet is not toxic.
Peanut Man: Are there living creatures on this planet?
Data: So said..... yes!
Peanut Man: Do we have pictures of these creatures?
Commander Riker: (grunts) no!
Peanut Man: Oh. Sorry.
(after they step foot on the ??? planet)
Cashew Man: OH!! I think I see someone!!!!! OH!!! It's a person!!!
???: Hello my creations!!
Walnut Man: Your WHATS??????
???: My creations!
Peanut Man: Who are you?
???: Who am I? HA! I am Hank Selby!
Hank: And is that....... CAPTAIN PICARD???????
Captain Picard: Yes?
Peanut Man: What do you mean "your creations?"
Hank: Huh? oh, I created you. Now um... CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
Captain Picard? YES?????
Hank: COME HERE!!!!
Cashew Man: *peanut man, who is this guy?*
Peanut Man: *i don't know...*
Captain Picard: Pleased to meet you. Do you know what lives on this planet?
Hank: Oh yes! The Schnitzel Sticks! And they have a bad attitude toward trespassers so if I were you, I'd go.
Captain Picard: Are you......a....
Hank: NO!!!!! I'M NOT A SCHNITZEL STICK!!!!! I'M A HUMAN!!!!!
Captain Picard: soooory.....
Hank: Oh no.... here they come!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!!!! WE NEED TO LEAVE!!!!
Captain Picard: Why? .... OH!!!! GOD!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
(While they are in space being chased by the Schnitzel Sticks)
Captain Picard: FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
(CRASH!!!!!!! SLAM!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!)
Hank: That will finish them!!!!!
Captain Picard: (sighs) Thank You Hank for what you have done.
Hank: What I've done? THANK YOU!!!!! for taking me with you!!!
Captain Picard: Your most welcome. What were you doing on the Schnitzel Planet, anyway?
Hank: To collect sediment and rock for the Coach Hodges.
Captain Picard: The WHO'S????
Hank: A great man! Coach Hodge
Peanut Man: HEY!!!!! HANK!!!!!! You Created ME??????
Hank: Well, I had some help creating YOU!!!! Matthew and B helped me creating YOU.
Peanut Man: Matthew and B?
Hank: YEP! good friends of mine! But I created Cashew Man and Walnut Man on my own!
Peanut Man: ????????????????????????????????????
Hank: Don't worry Harrison, I'll explain later.
- TO BE CONTINUED -
