Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Adventures of Cashew Man / Peanut Man issue 5 Nut Attack!!!


The Adventures of Cashew Man / The Adventures of Peanut Man

As we left off, Batman was captured and thrown in prison. Cashew Man and Robin got Peanut Man to join them. The crazed man was talking about a guy named "Walnut Man." Who is this "Walnut Man?" We might as well find out! duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy duddy ...Cashew Man and Peanut Man Batman too and don't forget Robin! BOOM!!!!

Batman: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Joker: SHUT UP!!!
???: Let him go.................. uh... well...uh... clown!
The Joker: Did you hear something Batman... something rather... disturbing?
Batman: no...
Cashew Man: (chattering with ???)
Robin: (chattering with ???)
Peanut Man: (chattering with ???)
The Joker: well.... phhhhh! hah...
Cashew Man: LET HIM GO JOKER!!!!!!!!
The Joker: aaaahhhhhh......... aha! .........who are you again.... well... ugh.... CASHEW MAN!
Cashew Man: Yep that's my name.... don't wear it out!
Peanut Man: listen sam... i'll take care of this. this guy looks dangerous.......
Batman: Don't worry! He's just a clown!
???: I gotta go...
Cashew Man: YAH.......
Poison Ivy: Hi handsome.....
Peanut Man: yah... hi... I'm not interested in women....
Poison Ivy: well......
Robin: oh no! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cashew Man: what?????????
The Joker: HA! HA! HA!!!!!!!!!!
Peanut Man: DESAPARESQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison Ivy: NO!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peanut Man: heh heh.....
Cashew Man: (swoop! break!)
Batman: (embarrassed) uh... thanks... i'm... free.
The Joker: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'll be back!!!!!!!




Part 2

Peanut Man: Uh... son... Sam... Yesterday I got a message from your aunt saying that your mother died.
Cashew Man: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!?
Batman & Robin: We should probably get going now... heh heh...
Peanut Man: ok...sure...
Cashew Man: I can't believe this! I could of saved her! I could have!!! UGHHHHHHH!!!!
Peanut Man: I know it's hard son...
Cashew Man: YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU did this! YOU are a serial killer!!!!! A murderer!
Peanut Man: Son, don't let this get to you to much. You will become those things...
Cashew Man: Shut up! I HATE you! YOU did this!!! I can TELL!!!!!!!! I'm LEAVING!!!
Peanut Man: I'm sorry Dad.... I failed him........
To be continued............