The Adventures of Cashew Man & Peanut Man... issue seven: GOD is LOVE

CHRIST HAS DIED FOR THEE
Cashew Man & Peanut Man

During LENT

As we left of our character, Cashew Man lost his dear mother. Batman and Robin are gone, the joker has returned, DARKNESS Falls...

Cashew Man: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cashew Man: I feel.... I feel..... I feel.....POWERFUL!!!
Cashew Man: I look... I look... I look... like a tyrant!
Cashew Man: And that I am!!!!
???: Not on my watch!
BAM!!! BOOM!!! CRASH!!! SHATTER!!!! CLACK!!!! CLASH!!! SHAM!!!!!!!!!!
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Cashew Man: What kind of hero are you.... WAIT!! Don't tell me let me guess..... a SHRIMP! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
???: Your comedy stinks...
Cashew Man: I don't need any opinions...
Cashew Man: Say.... who are you?
???: I'm Jon
Cashew Man: Well... HI Jon! Want to have a "play" date? AKA KILL DATE
Jon: Again... stinks
Cashew Man: Stinks? .... You think my jokes "stink"?
Jon: yes...
Cashew Man: Here! They took a bath! Happy now?
Jon: I have to admit... that one was pretty funny...
Cashew Man: Well then, don't use "stink"! Use SUCK.
Jon: Pervert!!
Cashew Man: (blushing)
Jon: hehehehehehehehehehe.... I'm not Jon!
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Cashew Man: (still blushing) What do you mean?
Jon: I'm Walnut Man!!!
Cashew Man: You mean you're Pe Pe Pe Peanut Man's apprentice?
Walnut Man: Hey! Have you ever danced with the Devil in the shining moonlight?
Cashew Man: You fought the Joker!
Walnut Man: Of course!!!
Walnut Man: Now your about to get crucified!!!
Cashew Man: Christian eh? Well then get out of here and take your little stupid story book with you!!!!
Peanut Man: Let him go son!
Walnut Man: You mean....
Peanut Man: yep....
Cashew Man: You have 30 seconds.....
Peanut Man: Stop playing!
Cashew Man: 28 seconds
Walnut Man: NO!
Cashew Man 27 seconds
Peanut Man: Boy!!!
Cashew Man 10 seconds
Peanut Man: If your asking for it...
Cashew Man: 5....4....3....2....2 1/2......
Peanut Man: one!
Cashew Man: *********AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*********

CRASH!!!!

Peanut Man: NO!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!! I beg of you!!! Have mercy on me!!!
Jesus: Harrison ....... For this is sinful...
Cashew Man: What the ****?
Peanut Man: But but but but
Jesus:I am serious.... For I am not talking in parables....
Peanut Man: Sorry Lord...
Cashew Man: son of a *****.........
Walnut Man: Are you HIM?
Jesus: You tell me...
Walnut Man: Yes... You are my God! The son of God!
Jesus: Then that is the answer... if you want to have faith in it....For this is a time of sadness.... Christ has died...
Walnut Man: But you will rise!!!
Jesus: Have Faith...

to be continued...